The Ask me for TNP Citizenship of PotatoFarmers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pikashru Nisharian with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.738 billion Poafmers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiskadaha City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poafmersian economy, worth 794 trillion Totato golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,721 Totato golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PotatoFarmers's national animal is the Pomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatos.

PotatoFarmers is ranked 15,921^st in the world and 709^th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.94 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.