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Population7.738 billion

CapitalFiskadaha City
LeaderPikashru Nisharian

CurrencyTotato gold

The Ask me for TNP Citizenship of PotatoFarmers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pikashru Nisharian with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.738 billion Poafmers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiskadaha City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poafmersian economy, worth 794 trillion Totato golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,721 Totato golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PotatoFarmers's national animal is the Pomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatos.

PotatoFarmers is ranked 15,921st in the world and 709th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.94 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27thMost Influential: 191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 808thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,308thSafest: 6,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,458thMost Pacifist: 8,757thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,869thMost Developed: 8,931stBest Weather: 9,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,166thHealthiest Citizens: 9,175thLowest Crime Rates: 9,396thMost Cultured: 9,689thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,634thLargest Governments: 12,207thHighest Food Quality: 12,391stNicest Citizens: 12,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,167thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,485thMost Efficient Economies: 15,921stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,041stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,764thMost Stationary: 23,337thMost Inclusive: 24,610th
Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 331st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionSafest: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 373rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 374th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 413th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 448th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 481st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 488th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionBest Weather: 505th in the regionMost Pacifist: 510th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Developed: 532nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 570th in the regionMost Stationary: 581st in the regionLargest Governments: 628th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 691st in the regionNicest Citizens: 696th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 704th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 709th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 746th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 755th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 837th in the regionLargest Populations: 839th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 883rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,093rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,295th in the region

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