The 🥔Friendly Potato🥔 of PotatoFarmers is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pikashru Nisharian with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.641 billion Poafmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiskadaha City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poafmersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Totato golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,646 Totato golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belief that Pikashru Nisharian is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", justice is blinding, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PotatoFarmers's national animal is the Pomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatos.

PotatoFarmers is ranked 283,359^th in the world and 6,776^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.