The Empire of Ateala is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.736 billion Atealans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,196 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, sex changes are routinely performed at Ateala's hospitals, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ateala is ranked 44,285^th in the world and 1,634^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 94.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.