The Empire of Ateala is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.531 billion Atealans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,980 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Ateala is ranked 3,946^th in the world and 216^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 168.5 Cheeks Turned Per Day.