Population | 3.218 billion |
Capital | Yggdrassil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Candy Cane Gold Bar |
Animal | Bat |
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.218 billion Nellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nellan economy, worth 500 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,674 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Nellan resumés, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petronellania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.
Petronellania is ranked 2,152nd in the world and 98th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.31 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Petronellania was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Petronellania was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Petronellania was endorsed by The Free Land of Kenonite.
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Nellan resumés.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Petronellania was endorsed by The Republic of Noricky.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Republic of Noricky.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Union of Torunat.
World Assembly
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