by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 281stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 575thMost Influential: 579th
The United Federation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Economy is in our blood
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.88 billion



The United Federation of Darkmondoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.88 billion Darkmondorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 381 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,941 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,831,864 per year while the poor average 2,731, a ratio of 670 to 1.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, neighboring nations are tired of Darkmondoria's big fish stories, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Darkmondorian Colonial Thesaurus, and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Darkmondoria City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mondoria.

Darkmondoria is ranked 7,809th in the world and 287th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 10.12 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 281stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 575thMost Influential: 579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,159thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,453rdMost Avoided: 2,736thLargest Retail Industry: 2,894thFattest Citizens: 3,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,429thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,669thMost Patriotic: 3,852ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,722ndRudest Citizens: 4,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,779thHighest Crime Rates: 5,862ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,129thMost Armed: 7,809thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,895thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,696thLargest Mining Sector: 9,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,401stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,547thLargest Black Market: 16,161stMost Cultured: 17,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,685thMost Pro-Market: 18,223rdLargest Governments: 19,909thMost Secular: 21,415thSmartest Citizens: 22,676th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 98th in the regionFattest Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 150th in the regionMost Patriotic: 175th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 246th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 249th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 262nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Armed: 287th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 298th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 327th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 468th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 475th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 562nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 657th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 833rd in the regionMost Cultured: 904th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darkmondoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Toxic Heavy Metals Act"".
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The The Anime Obsessed People of Chuuni Weebs.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Darkmondoria City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Darkmondorian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, neighboring nations are tired of Darkmondoria's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Darkmondoria was endorsed by The The Anime Obsessed People of Chuuni Weebs.
  • : Darkmondoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Darkmondoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 351 » Pytong, Animu Place, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Lorigia, Itallitopia, Figyjharli, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ocharckia, Amerian States, Lulubellia, A Salmon Named Harold, Bend Mai, Dakota Territories, RepublicCity, Morgul, Cretox State, KhalChicken, USSRITWILLWORK, Kragsgale, Ellbonnia, Picairn, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Federacionale, Guer Aike, Advancia-Sizzletown, AmManies, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orogonia, WeKnow, New Bedre, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Ramiru, TLTland, Tvers, Chukstik Illahi, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Xipher, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Anungu, Ethnon, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Orado, and 301 others.Altivia, Arimbia, Dicko, Cloydicia, Confederacy of North America, Svenskskit, Climeria, Aetulia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Theriyon Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Slyakanya, New Feltre, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Newam, Omnistria, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Cartures, Apscorren, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Eraver, Shibutani, Venicea, Hardscrabble, Fieldia, Republica Guilleana, Feelonia, Free Culture, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Cinnibar, East Akra, Alqulonde, Godwanna, Siwale, Fascist Democracy, Ardretia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Phoronu, Eastern Cous Empria, Runeda, Chadinton, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Garnet Liberty, Wilkshire, Sunto, Kwaj, Amblegreserland, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, The Republic of Free Peoples, New Lakemba, Azzarel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Morburn, Votak Matim, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Canineia, Aeurithianar, Rainengrad, Kranostav, Jan Mackistan, Central Ryal, Yellops, Gainesixtan, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, Zemper Macro, Aruvicion, Folenz, Nuronte, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, AverageJoevlania, Strongwill, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Aingard, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Asooka, Wisconsota, Ilmatil, Unsophisticate, Obelias, Wineclaw, Ardulac, Liminyj, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Zokk, Pradovnia, Newpromisedland, MonkeMafiaTopia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Ravendi, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Ausnakulia, Sil Dorsett, Xarrel, Seijitsu, Planes, Wodan, Pokemanland, Warnen, Inspiratus, Eywaan, Mon Island, Innocentic, Kyruev, Testnation223, Vene Gra, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, The Papal Catholic States, The Endless Eventide, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Graccia, Gendirt, South Baba, San Vino, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, SORT, Arthyia, Seenvorland, PEG, Brsil, Zyvetskistaahn, Keurig Machines, Xanatosi, Malta Comino Gozo, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Navorden, Draconian Progression, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Lemonbiscuits, Madjack, Trooporia, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Arrivederci, Changjo, Noesantara, East Wushen, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Progressitalia, Chowda, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, New Celoveniortan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Batatoland Empire, Maott, Katuda, Travislavania, Austrian Confederacy, Super Girl, Xyrron, ForestMythal, San Felipe, Aryan Homeland, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Cajland, Tyirza, Lemsrow, Democatic Donkeys, Randomcountryland, Sounq, Verderiesdre, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, The Cold Northern North, Laurendon, Sudestasia, Cornwallis Bay, Harmonypine, Nordliches Stadt, Communist Lukania, Federal Republic of Genosha, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Old Emporia, LostLegion, PlanetMercury, Duryanistan, Manticore utopia, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Desvios, Nyock, Rockamaba, Sahbido, NationalPizza, Chiho, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Pizzerelia, Northern Roman Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Wapistan, North Unity, Seanat, Miamington, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Atlunartemis, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Potatolandium, Novo cruzeiro, Tringapore, Drash Mannistan, Intion North, Kim Da-mi, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Capablanca, Rising Sakura, Paul Pasch, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Caballeronia, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Unshleepd, Kinitopia, Lionia, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, British-Australia, The Blazeland Administration, Ahssn, Anonim, Tibus Heth, Que Lukustinardon, Praeceps, Beta Cyndriel, Zapiron, United Capitalist Provinces, Paradeavenlisian States, Solcius, Palgo, Cam Zazi, Dabarastan, New Michag, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Toilet Man, Kazoo Basin, Teothopia, Antonimus, Kaihe, Khoik, Religioncord, ChristianVille of the USA, Latin letters numbers and spaces, New Trisone, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, Hellsinky, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Vincone Cae, Technocratic-european Countries, and Chuuni Weebs.

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