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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thMost Influential: 2,827thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,919th
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Economy is in our blood
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Population1.003 billion



The Empire of Darkmondoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.003 billion Darkmondorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 123 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,845 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darkmondoria is ranked 161,162nd in the world and 5,735th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 13.11 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thTop
Most Influential: 2,827thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,919thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,933rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,951stMost Avoided: 5,655thFattest Citizens: 6,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,762ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,590thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,811thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,051stMost Conservative: 21,981stHighest Average Incomes: 22,670thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,855th
Largest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Avoided: 191st in the regionFattest Citizens: 221st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 230th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 270th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 299th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 401st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 514th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 592nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 620th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 659th in the regionMost Armed: 734th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 744th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 838th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 839th in the regionMost Influential: 891st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 915th in the region

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