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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 1,135thMost Pacifist: 5,695th
The Empire of
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You can't beat Pablo if your work ain't selling
Nicki Minaj
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Population7.385 billion

LeaderNicki Minaj


The Empire of Capitista is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.385 billion Capitistans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 780 trillion capitas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,740 capitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Capitista is ranked 279,688th in the world and 8,375th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 1,135thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,661stNicest Citizens: 9,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,558thBest Weather: 9,749thSafest: 10,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,031stMost Developed: 15,363rdTop
Most Inclusive: 15,950thHighest Food Quality: 16,031stHealthiest Citizens: 16,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,431stSmartest Citizens: 20,000thMost Cultured: 22,665thMost Stationary: 23,790thMost Devout: 26,500thLowest Crime Rates: 28,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,558thMost Efficient Economies: 29,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,898th
Most Pacifist: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 369th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 498th in the regionBest Weather: 518th in the regionNicest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th in the regionSafest: 630th in the regionMost Devout: 710th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 717th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 782nd in the regionMost Developed: 799th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 811th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 859th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 868th in the regionLargest Populations: 886th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 887th in the regionMost Inclusive: 893rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 893rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 894th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 912th in the region

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