The Empire of Capitista is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.385 billion Capitistans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 780 trillion capitas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,740 capitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Capitista is ranked 279,688^th in the world and 8,375^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.