by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 460thMost Influential: 932ndMost Pacifist: 5,456th
The Empire of
New York Times Democracy
You can't beat Pablo if your work ain't selling
Nicki Minaj
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.167 billion

LeaderNicki Minaj


The Empire of Capitista is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.167 billion Capitistans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 547 trillion capitas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,029 capitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Nicki Minaj proudly dismantled a broken door, students abandon classrooms for online education, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Capitista is ranked 224,106th in the world and 11,536th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.61 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 460thMost Influential: 932ndTop
Most Pacifist: 5,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,258thNicest Citizens: 8,671stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,514thSafest: 9,636thBest Weather: 10,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,588thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,660thMost Developed: 14,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,921stMost Inclusive: 15,146thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,251stHighest Food Quality: 15,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,515thMost Devout: 17,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,249thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,362ndSmartest Citizens: 20,099thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,010thMost Cultured: 22,735thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,399thMost Efficient Economies: 23,777thLowest Crime Rates: 24,410thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,757th
Most Influential: 265th in the regionMost Pacifist: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 315th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 422nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 506th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 518th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 534th in the regionSafest: 551st in the regionMost Devout: 572nd in the regionBest Weather: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 700th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 710th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 733rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 798th in the regionMost Developed: 835th in the regionMost Inclusive: 864th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 868th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 874th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 883rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 885th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 891st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 921st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 999th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,031st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,044th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,053rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,070th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,078th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,090th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,121st in the regionLargest Populations: 1,143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,284th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,306th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,312th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,378th in the region

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