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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Influential: 1,010thMost Pacifist: 6,453rd
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
You can't beat Pablo if your work ain't selling
Nicki Minaj
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Population3.23 billion

LeaderNicki Minaj


The Empire of Capitista is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.23 billion Capitistans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 333 trillion capitas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,228 capitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Nicki Minaj's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Capitista is ranked 211,470th in the world and 7,851st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Influential: 1,010thTop
Most Pacifist: 6,453rdNicest Citizens: 9,622ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,634thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,117thSafest: 10,553rdBest Weather: 11,204thTop
Most Devout: 13,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,233rdMost Developed: 15,724thHighest Food Quality: 15,971stMost Inclusive: 15,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,639thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,838thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,212th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 298th in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 376th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Devout: 508th in the regionMost Politically Free: 514th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionNicest Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 558th in the regionSafest: 604th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 631st in the regionBest Weather: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Capitista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitista, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Nicki Minaj's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitista, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Capitista was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Capitista, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitista, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Capitista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitista, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Capitista withdrew its endorsement from The North Pacifican Delegate of Francois Isidore.
  • : Capitista voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Conversion Therapy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 292 » Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Yaorozu, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Sil Dorsett, Universal State Formula, Xagill, The Rhein States, Ravendi, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Corfad, Hamerica, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Seenvorland, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, United Kahndaq, Wineclaw, Fendlium, Daiz, Shadowrik, The Iron Lions, Merconitonitopia, The Stratosphere Islands, Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Glurponia, Dreadton, The Tampa Bay Rays, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Valentine Z, Sunto, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, Omnistria, The Endless Eventide, Runeda, and 242 others.The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Clan Spaniel, Xentherida, SORT, Kranostav, Yokciq Empire, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Varola, Malta Comino Gozo, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Orado, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Wilkshire, Maott, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Khoik, Zeternia, Astronomical, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Simone Republic, Moubarakistan, Innocentic, Heilhum Imperius, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Harjad, Xyrron, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Ellbonnia, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Star Kingdom, Volstokn, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Nuronte, Valgarda, Kromi, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Dangine, Travislavania, Steampunk Ariel, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Intion North, Card Kingdom, Sopernia, Bearical, Que Lukustinardon, Lionia, Capablanca, The Blazeland Administration, The Cold Northern North, Sahriastan, Tibus Heth, Wooleystan, Potatolandium, Walter Jackson, Esplandia, Manticore utopia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Humptalumpta, French Bananastan, Unsophisticate, New Celoveniortan, Rising Sakura, Eywaan, Panama Coalition, Cloydicia, Noesantara, Tringapore, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zapiron, Praeceps, Godwanna, Paradeavenlisian States, Palgo, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Weeb cult, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Vesuva, Chukstik Illahi, Venicea, Dabarastan, East Akra, BrightFutures, AmManies, New Michag, United Engiresco, RetroBeaners, Necromonia, The Afsharid Dynasty, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kazoo Basin, Renemaran, Advancia-Sizzletown, Vexilia, Karazan, Arima Dome, Amogus Sussy, Eternal Dominion, Kwaj, Kaihe, Shlama, ForestMythal, Larger Green Plants, Lemonbiscuits, Coriah, Teothopia, Antonimus, Laurendon, Just Vibin, Ver Testua, Neo Colorado, Soviet Terran, The Teddy, Fridya, Alcavia, Detrivania, Dicko, Aureliall, Religioncord, The Anglo Australian Principalities, Cliecia, Orogonia, Cereskia, Aetulia, David Davidson, Busea Planian, New Trisone, Konolas, Warnen, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Harmonypine, Saperisole, The Warrior Tribe, Toilet Man, Nikhilesh23, ChristianVille of the USA, Nova Arcania, Aguaria Major, Pradovnia, Inspiratus, Sol Norcustt, Koletsia, Sundred, Dinoium, Ilisseia, Solcius, The Queens Crusaders, Lordelles, Faircliff, Malikhabar, Perikuresu, Xarrel, Hellsinky, Aidiarnia, Veltvalen, Stron Doshia, Costa Azurica, Neopie, Ahssn, Salish-Cascadia, North Unity, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Finchin, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, BohemiaIV, Verderiesdre, Fran Advar, Laxoimia, San Vino, Chiho, Aeolist, Lux Conos, FLARADESTRA, Zaeli, Vladmir Putin, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Zecit, United Riouthaelutz, Garnet Liberty, Tachycardia, Chuuni Weebs, Enfindania, Skerordere Ang, Pazair, Darth Bacon, Super Girl, Galbadiana, Xanatosi, Jancokk, Technocratic-european Countries, and Ashwar Mauls.

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