Population | 9.064 billion |
Capital | Stormridge |
Leader | Emperor Menellia I |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Menellia I with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.064 billion Picairnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormridge. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Picairnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,652 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Emperor Menellia I can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and Emperor Menellia I steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Picairn's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Picairn is ranked 3,367th in the world and 163rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Picairn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Picairn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Picairn, Emperor Menellia I steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Empire of Laurendon.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Ricky Spanish Easter Egg of Shibutani.
- : Picairn endorsed The Forward to Dawn of Dreadton.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Forward to Dawn of Dreadton.
- : Picairn endorsed The Dictatorship of Corfad.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Corfad.
- : Picairn endorsed The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Chipoli, Prismaria, Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Ziprotscria, Ethnon, Halsoni, The Tony Paporordia, Corfad, Dreadton, Shibutani, and Laurendon.