The Holy Money of Stal Valley is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with a fair hand, and renowned for its cultivated feral children, frequent executions, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.775 billion Stal Vallains are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 429,433 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,227,988 per year while the poor average 16,379, a ratio of 197 to 1.

Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, foreign leaders who don't applaud Ultimate evil money leader XVII's speeches are regarded as enemies of Stal Valley, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stal Valley is ranked 4,879^th in the world and 87^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,443.26 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.