The Union of Workers Republic of Prestes Order is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Prestes VI with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.822 billion Prestovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestrovia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Prestovian economy, worth 527 trillion Prestilhos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,944 Prestilhos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany General Secretary Prestes VI to meetings with foreign heads of state, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Republic of Prestes Order's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laborism.

Workers Republic of Prestes Order is ranked 2,781^st in the world and 137^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.9 law-abiding acts per hour.