The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.857 billion Ereenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth 780 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,894 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Ereenian Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 300,960^th in the world and 12,464^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.