The Totally not a WA Elitist of Kranostav is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Most Honorable Fredrich Huber with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.327 billion Kranostavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vybor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kranostavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Traviks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,978 Traviks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,746 per year while the poor average 35,495, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, agricultural employees work for peanuts, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, and one can walk from one side of Vybor to the other without setting foot on Kranostavian soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kranostav's national animal is the Desert Muskrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elder Tactedda.

Kranostav is ranked 23,827^th in the world and 1,084^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.