The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime King Nick Welton with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 2.113 billion Nationeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nationeerian economy, worth 165 trillion Compoints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,198 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 145,632^nd in the world and 4,315^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.