The Golden Federal Republic of Intion North is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Fernando Guilea with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.914 billion Intois hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the North. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inton economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Aneans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,263 Aneans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Fernando Guilea's perky ego is the talk of the town, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Intion North's border. Crime is totally unknown. Intion North's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Intion North is ranked 74,888^th in the world and 1,931^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,476.99 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.