by Max Barry

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The Lotionese Fan of
Father Knows Best State
K'ṛopęz'ka Slavoz!
Comrade Krrope
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.585 billion

CapitalKrrope Zhlai
LeaderComrade Krrope


The Lotionese Fan of Krropezka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Krrope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.585 billion Krropezkazh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krrope Zhlai. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Krropezkazh economy, worth 154 trillion Khvahns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 59,941 Khvahns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, glamping Krropezkazh won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krropezka's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athieism.

Krropezka is ranked 94,131st in the world and 4,175th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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