Population | 5.146 billion |
Capital | Xyloth |
Leader | Zylon Kromak |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | BearSquirrel |
The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.146 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 735 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,015 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
New Xyroxesian diplomacy is by the book, polite commuters on the Xyloth Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and saying "don't do anything that Zylon Kromak wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
New Xyroxes is ranked 7,865th in the world and 358th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 133 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : New Xyroxes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Republic of Germanic Cat.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 180 » Shibutani, Siwale, Pazair, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, Inferior Impor, KAP03land, Cartures, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, and 130 others.Sri Temasekia, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Maott, Tsandonown, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Kaschovia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, The Blind Side, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Galbadiana, Aerilia, Zandos, Lionsroar, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Picairn, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.