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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 788thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,183rdMost Influential: 1,682nd
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New Xyroxes

Population5.146 billion

CapitalXyloth
LeaderZylon Kromak
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyCredits
AnimalBearSquirrel

The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.146 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 735 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,015 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Xyroxesian diplomacy is by the book, polite commuters on the Xyloth Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and saying "don't do anything that Zylon Kromak wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

New Xyroxes is ranked 7,865th in the world and 358th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 133 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 788thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,183rdMost Influential: 1,682ndSafest: 2,795thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,009thNicest Citizens: 4,412thMost Inclusive: 4,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,818thHighest Food Quality: 5,192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,632ndMost Developed: 5,734thSmartest Citizens: 5,819thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,434thHealthiest Citizens: 6,588thBest Weather: 6,782ndMost Cultured: 7,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,965thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,592ndMost Pacifist: 8,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,869thMost Secular: 10,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,707thTop
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Largest Governments: 18,148thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,876thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,158thMost Income Equality: 22,608thHighest Average Incomes: 24,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 25,714thLowest Crime Rates: 26,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,465th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 223rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 256th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 343rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 358th in the regionBest Weather: 360th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 426th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionMost Pacifist: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 453rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 456th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 459th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 463rd in the regionNudest: 600th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the regionMost Income Equality: 639th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 687th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 705th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 180 » Shibutani, Siwale, Pazair, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, Inferior Impor, KAP03land, Cartures, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, and 130 others.Sri Temasekia, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Maott, Tsandonown, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Kaschovia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, The Blind Side, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Galbadiana, Aerilia, Zandos, Lionsroar, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Picairn, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.

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