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New Xyroxes

Population1.369 billion

LeaderZylon Kromak


The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.369 billion New Xyroxesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Xyroxesian economy, worth 152 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,428 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

New Xyroxes is ranked 9,223rd in the world and 458th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,262.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,375thTop
Safest: 4,006thMost Influential: 4,680thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,279thMost Pacifist: 7,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,971stNicest Citizens: 8,301stMost Inclusive: 8,484thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,924thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,223rdHighest Food Quality: 9,795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,298thSmartest Citizens: 10,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,526thMost Secular: 12,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,734thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,296thHealthiest Citizens: 14,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,288thMost Cultured: 15,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,753rdMost Developed: 17,139thBest Weather: 17,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,605thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,157thLargest Governments: 18,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,690th
Least Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 407th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 415th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Pacifist: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionNicest Citizens: 488th in the regionMost Inclusive: 511th in the regionNudest: 516th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544th in the regionRudest Citizens: 553rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 571st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 572nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 587th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 665th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 667th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 689th in the regionMost Cultured: 796th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 797th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 804th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 808th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 845th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 863rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 873rd in the regionLargest Governments: 887th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 887th in the regionBest Weather: 896th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 922nd in the regionMost Developed: 929th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 938th in the regionMost Influential: 1,011th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,059th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Xyroxes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : New Xyroxes endorsed The Democratic States of Revrielleverizzlan.
  • : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Democratic States of Revrielleverizzlan.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : New Xyroxes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 144 » Shibutani, Tachycardia, Sojenre, Yaorozu, Aerilia, Siwale, Lulubellia, Pazair, Libertarianists States, Varisland, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Orado, Bankowiata, Ardonii, Ethnon, Guer Aike, Galbadiana, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Kormisia, Hulldom, Omicron Persei V111, Tape, Filibustra, Corfad, Hardscrabble, Kwaj, Ellbonnia, Artoriticitys, Aenglaland, Wilkshire, Loli County, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Q w e r t y, Card Kingdom, Omnistria, United States of Dictators, Pinguioris, Blyskalia, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, ForestMythal, and 94 others.Kastonvia, New Lakemba, Oannia, Lovarpia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Selfgradatude, Pinky Queen, Bongo Mountain, Capablanca, PotatoFarmers, The Erie Doctrine, Heilhum Imperius, Seanat, Toilet Man, Piura, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Colonla, Former English Colony, Xagill, Sannius, Zyvetskistaahn, Banaus, United Free Lands, Harjad, Scroplia, Klodma, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Kandorith, Wineclaw, Hops and Malt, Smib, Lefevrerismo, Wisconsota, Diodone, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Gragadoia, Paradeavenlisian States, Berke Khan, El Guajuila, Parpyduckland, Tyirza, Liberepublia, Antiyard, Guslantis, Sechiole, Sea Star Islands, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Meadowfields, Sakupolis, Twinbrook, Alfenheim, Inferior Impor, Yokciq Empire, 1 very fast endotarter, KAP03land, The Marions, Your Own Medicine, XD 2, Ohiyo, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Cartures, Psykistria, North Bratislava, SteelFists, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Jorni, Napnomadia, Riocht mor Daraen, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Almond Tofu, Vivanco, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Milhanex, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Senlanaland, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, and Revrielleverizzlan.