The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.652 billion Vin Caeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulaski County. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 4,243 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 439,691 Derivatives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The only science is political science, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, and trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 6,845^th in the world and 322^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,008.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.