The Kingdom of Vincone Cae is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty JWC with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.031 billion Vin Caeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros Isle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth 195 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 189,725 Derivatives, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is banned, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vincone Cae is ranked 126,113^th in the world and 6,350^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.