The Kingdom of Vincone Cae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.538 billion Vin Caeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros Isle. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth 367 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,047 Derivatives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Owl Dung" has been declared a national treasure, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vincone Cae is ranked 14,570^th in the world and 827^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 154.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.