The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.613 billion Vin Caeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulaski County. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 2,806 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 368,626 Derivatives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 229,785^th in the world and 8,846^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -897.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.