Population | 4.857 billion |
Capital | Norvos |
Leader | Prime Minister |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | Gaur |
The Federal Republic of Norvoz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.857 billion Norvozians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norvos. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Norvozian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,501 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime is totally unknown. Norvoz's national animal is the Gaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Norvoz is ranked 317,407th in the world and 5,487th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 5.45 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Norvoz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Norvoz, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.