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Rudest Citizens: 605th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 656th Largest Retail Industry: 792nd
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
uhhh, lol.
President Justin Zhang
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.316 billion

CapitalZhangKeyesland City
LeaderPresident Justin Zhang

Currencykek nab

The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.316 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,147 kek nabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,929 per year while the poor average 45,804, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and old age is the nation's leading method of execution. Crime is totally unknown. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 157,278th in the world and 8,102nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.27 Average Smiles Per Day.

Rudest Citizens: 605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 656thLargest Retail Industry: 792ndMost Influential: 990thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,065thLargest Black Market: 2,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,918thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,925thMost Armed: 2,990thMost Avoided: 3,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,941stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,101stMost Cultured: 6,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,322ndLargest Governments: 7,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,695thMost Efficient Economies: 7,746thSmartest Citizens: 7,847thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,138thMost Secular: 10,329thHighest Economic Output: 12,388thNudest: 12,708thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,076thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,765th
Rudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Armed: 87th in the regionMost Avoided: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 158th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 174th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 274th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 315th in the regionMost Cultured: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Governments: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 376th in the regionMost Influential: 393rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 436th in the regionNudest: 437th in the regionMost Stationary: 486th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 509th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionMost Secular: 552nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 608th in the region

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