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Rudest Citizens: 504th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 550th Largest Retail Industry: 648th
The Empire of
Corporate Bordello
uhhh, lol.
President Justin Zhang
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.38 billion

CapitalZhangKeyesland City
LeaderPresident Justin Zhang

Currencykek nab

The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.38 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth 810 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 239,686 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,748 per year while the poor average 54,986, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, ZhangKeyeslandian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 25,959th in the world and 1,159th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,927.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 504thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 550thLargest Retail Industry: 648thMost Influential: 903rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,911thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,603rdLargest Black Market: 2,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,803rdMost Avoided: 2,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,966thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,026thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,142ndMost Armed: 3,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,826thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,976thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,381stMost Cultured: 6,869thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,358thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,687thMost Efficient Economies: 8,218thLargest Governments: 8,255thSmartest Citizens: 8,746thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,967thMost Secular: 9,943rdNudest: 11,871st
Rudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionMost Avoided: 92nd in the regionMost Armed: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 288th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 313th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionMost Cultured: 319th in the regionMost Influential: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionTop
Nudest: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 436th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Secular: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 631st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 721st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 163 » Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Omicron Persei V111, Notyoutopia, Alice Gardens, Yaorozu, Tharissus, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, New Rivia, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, General COE, Plumas, Selfgradatude, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Merconitonitopia, Diodone, ZimRobwe, Unsophisticate, Southern Stroraia, American MapleStory, Necromonia, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Sheppey, Pleroma Sans Romans, Prevaland, The Free Californian People, Puczovska, Buckerino, Beodarasc, Republic of Dixie, Xinchao, Palisede, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Soviet Terran, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Ice and Tinian, and 113 others.The Lancerian Empire, Corfad, Aroa, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Pria Xennes, New Lakemba, The Galactic Triumvirate, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Kyziban Islands, Detrivania, Drasvidania, Unimaginable Doom, Dodione, Apetopia, Dreylus, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, ABC, Panama Coalition, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Xagill, Maott, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kolorland, Atain, Calamazo, Mordant99, Ka Ching, Albacria, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Ozstan, Triekru, Guslantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Pizza Squared, Snoodum, Semailand, Braussland, Thoets, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Sea Ghost, Tyroshh, Highton Islands, Diche Choklate, The FNBs, IRELAND ROI, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Empy, Jest Xerces, The Windmilluminati, Crimerica, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, RaRaRasputinn, West Nilis, The Mace Kingdom, One hundred castles, The United States of Romania, Ayylienz, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Poo Berg Island, Waterma, Sevmenika, Amauri, Sahriastan, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Expols Geo Islands, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Snowclap, I am the one who knocks, United Republic Greliser, GeauxBeaux, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Shaun, Dar es Saalam, Loptous, Abrickhouse, Bridger-Teton, Kromi, Democritus, Yarecir, Wilkshire, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Papika.

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