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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 545th Rudest Citizens: 625th Largest Retail Industry: 649th
The Empire of
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President Justin Zhang
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Population2.339 billion

CapitalZhangKeyesland City
LeaderPresident Justin Zhang

Currencykek nab

The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.339 billion Zhangkeyeslandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth 520 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 222,591 kek nabs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again. Crime is totally unknown. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 152,081st in the world and 8,376th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 32.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 545thRudest Citizens: 625thLargest Retail Industry: 649thMost Influential: 829thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,258thMost Armed: 3,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,298thMost Avoided: 3,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,384thLargest Black Market: 3,510thHighest Average Incomes: 3,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,845thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,960thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,758thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,889thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,981stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,434thMost Secular: 9,732ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,231stMost Cultured: 10,708thLargest Governments: 11,382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,859thSmartest Citizens: 12,467thMost Politically Free: 13,396thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,982ndNudest: 17,874th
Rudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 342nd in the regionMost Influential: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 411th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 435th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Secular: 496th in the regionLargest Governments: 498th in the regionMost Cultured: 509th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 513th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 601st in the regionMost Politically Free: 605th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 638th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 684th in the regionMost Stationary: 869th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 929th in the region

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