The Most Serene Republic of Drentusa is a massive, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.566 billion Drentusans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drentusina. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drentusan economy, worth 122 trillion florijns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,216 florijns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drentusa's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drentusa is ranked 38,837^th in the world and 1,930^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,208.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.