The Constitutional Kingdom of Xagill is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor James II with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.818 billion Xagillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aslax. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xagillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,727 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,102 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xagill's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xagill is ranked 5,671^st in the world and 266^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,210.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.