The Constitutional Kingdom of Xagill is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor James II with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.736 billion Xagillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aslax. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xagillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 225,432 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xagill's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xagill is ranked 4,701^st in the world and 234^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,826.01 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.