The Republic of Kosova is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Vjosa Osmani with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 966 million Kosovans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The all-consuming Kosovan economy, worth 94.8 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,089 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Treason is relative, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kosova's national animal is the Balkan lynx.

Kosova is ranked 215,471^st in the world and 8,830^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.4 Obesity Rate.