The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.394 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 314,716 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 3,935^th in the world and 142^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 597,008.72 Standard Monetary Units.