The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.923 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 7,265 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 456,267 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Penniless buskers are singing for their supper, most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unsophisticate is ranked 150,532^nd in the world and 5,982^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 55.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.