The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.047 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,885 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 488,514 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 1,646^th in the world and 105^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 244.86 Insults Per Minute.