The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.658 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 3,852 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 361,460 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Unsophisticatean Liberator", patriots insist that size does matter, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 26,257^th in the world and 1,594^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,230.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.