The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.502 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 307,353 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Unsophisticateans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 70,827^th in the world and 3,820^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 60.29 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.