The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.634 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,581 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 409,399 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Unsophisticatean Embarrassments, the Unsophisticatean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unsophisticate is ranked 24,452^nd in the world and 758^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 781.82701351928 Days.