The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.667 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 273,610 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced, the endangered saltwater humpback wolverine is only seen in captivity programs, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 28,478^th in the world and 1,356^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,263.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.