by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559thMost Influential: 1,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,553rd
The Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Pride and Might
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.203 billion

Leaderking tehmithy


The Kingdom of Tehmistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by king tehmithy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.203 billion tehmies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterapolis. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tehmistanian economy, worth 229 trillion foreskins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,368 foreskins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King tehmithy has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, Tehmistanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tehmistan's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tehmistan is ranked 257,463rd in the world and 13,351st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.78 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559thMost Influential: 1,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,553rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,715thNicest Citizens: 4,771stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,149thSafest: 5,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,640thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,707thMost Inclusive: 7,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,084thBest Weather: 9,154thMost Pacifist: 9,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,835thHighest Food Quality: 9,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,451stHealthiest Citizens: 10,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,759thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,228thLowest Crime Rates: 13,522ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,983rdMost Cultured: 14,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,332ndLargest Governments: 15,390thMost Income Equality: 18,437thMost Secular: 18,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,005thMost Developed: 25,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,824th
Least Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 221st in the regionNicest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 279th in the regionSafest: 308th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 341st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 459th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 481st in the regionBest Weather: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526th in the regionMost Pacifist: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 550th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 574th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 575th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 607th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 636th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 642nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 693rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 700th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 730th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 743rd in the regionLargest Governments: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827th in the regionMost Secular: 874th in the regionMost Income Equality: 976th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,014th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,160th in the regionMost Developed: 1,196th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,307th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,365th in the region

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