The Federal Republic of Vesuva is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Niv-Mizzet with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.651 billion Vesuvans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changeling. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesuvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Vesuvan dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,653 Vesuvan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesuva's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vesuva is ranked 68,832^nd in the world and 3,621^st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.