The Federal Republic of Vesuva is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dakkon Blackblade with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.165 billion Vesuvans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changeling. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesuvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,357 trillion Vesuvan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,429 Vesuvan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Scorpions have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesuva's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vesuva is ranked 34,416^th in the world and 976^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 613.9375237464 Days.