The Federal Republic of Vesuva is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jace Beleren with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.921 billion Vesuvans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changeling. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesuvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Vesuvan dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,292 Vesuvan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Vesuva's mid-life crisis, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Vesuva as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesuva's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vesuva is ranked 37,241^st in the world and 1,742^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 203,415.06 Standard Monetary Units.