The Legendary Revolution of Omnistria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Legendary Reigning Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.106 billion Omnistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigiforma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,406 trillion Strigas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,200 Strigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Legendary Reigning Council's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and Omnistrians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnistria's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strigi Hoot Cult.

Omnistria is ranked 136,580^th in the world and 3,460^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,623.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.