The Epic Revolution of Omnistria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Epic Reigning Council with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.903 billion Omnistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigiforma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Strigas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 296,765 Strigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnistria's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Omnistria is ranked 247,022^nd in the world and 9,600^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.08 weapons per person.