The People's Republic of Pradovnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Dear Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.284 billion Pradovnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaflograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pradovnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion Pradloks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 233,255 Pradloks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, the military has declared war on all religious influence, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pradovnia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pradovnia is ranked 5,663^rd in the world and 116^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,390.66513664 Days.