The People's Republic of Pradovnia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dear Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.034 billion Pradovnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaflograd. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pradovnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Pradloks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 216,022 Pradloks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pradovnia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pradovnia is ranked 24,635^th in the world and 1,016^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 259,304.97 Standard Monetary Units.