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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 293rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,074th
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Population7.143 billion

LeaderYasmijn Kruiper

CurrencyVarislandic Mark

The Federal Republic of Varisland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yasmijn Kruiper with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.143 billion Varislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varastad. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Varislandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion Varislandic Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 227,979 Varislandic Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, most foreigners can't name the leader of Varisland, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Varisland's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varisland is ranked 5,446th in the world and 191st in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,386.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 293rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,074thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,293rdRudest Citizens: 1,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,792ndSafest: 2,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,714thMost Inclusive: 2,786thHighest Food Quality: 2,789thMost Efficient Economies: 2,820thBest Weather: 3,017thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,350thNicest Citizens: 3,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,550thSmartest Citizens: 3,948thMost Developed: 4,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,747thMost Cultured: 4,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,794thHealthiest Citizens: 5,307thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,446thLargest Retail Industry: 5,640thLargest Governments: 5,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,085thMost Pacifist: 8,148thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,372ndHighest Economic Output: 13,830thLowest Crime Rates: 14,997thTop
Most Secular: 18,220thMost Patriotic: 21,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,195thMost Stationary: 26,000thHighest Drug Use: 28,446thMost Politically Free: 28,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,907th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionSafest: 146th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 148th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 191st in the regionNicest Citizens: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 230th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 230th in the regionMost Politically Free: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 324th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 363rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 366th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 462nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 467th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 507th in the regionNudest: 517th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionMost Secular: 724th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 731st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 739th in the regionMost Patriotic: 758th in the region

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