The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.836 billion Mystics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 63.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,959 Faiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 108,226^th in the world and 5,140^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,304.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.