by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954thBest Weather: 1,347th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Compassion is the Hallmark of Advancement
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.836 billion



The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.836 billion Mystics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 63.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,959 Faiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 108,226th in the world and 5,140th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,304.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954thBest Weather: 1,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,504thMost Influential: 1,697thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,959thMost Pacifist: 2,480thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,276thNicest Citizens: 3,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,525thHighest Food Quality: 3,640thSafest: 3,738thMost Inclusive: 4,120thHealthiest Citizens: 4,137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,802ndMost Cultured: 4,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,932ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,757thMost Developed: 5,887thMost Devout: 5,915thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,121stSmartest Citizens: 6,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,014thHighest Economic Output: 8,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,282ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,022ndLargest Governments: 16,124thLargest Populations: 16,937thHighest Average Incomes: 20,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,965th
Most Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionMost Devout: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 179th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 184th in the regionNicest Citizens: 187th in the regionSafest: 200th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 249th in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 273rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 300th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 545th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 595th in the regionLargest Governments: 802nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 862nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 937th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,005th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 189 » Q w e r t y, Corfad, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Diodone, Veltvalen, The Rhein States, Paradeavenlisian States, Aeolist, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Hardscrabble, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Ellbonnia, ForestMythal, Tachycardia, Ayuzhhhhh, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Laudesia, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Sojenre, Steampunk Ariel, Siwale, Klodma, El Guajuila, Zokk, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Holy Marcus Empire, Seanat, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Sunto, Former English Colony, Wineclaw, Parpyduckland, North Bratislava, PotatoFarmers, Xagill, Aryan Homeland, Tibus Heth, and 139 others.XD 2, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Kastonvia, Frances Francis the First of France, Eastern Apalstan, Valentine Z, Aenglaland, Simone Republic, Sikol, Kranostav, Unsophisticate, Advancia-Sizzletown, 1 very fast endotarter, The Erie Doctrine, Hellsinky, Votak Matim, Card Kingdom, Ethnon, Amestris-Britannia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Jaded Grammarians, Pazair, Federation Terra Australis, ABC, Empy, Pasargad, Yellops, Dakota Territories, Unshleepd, Bongo Mountain, DarThvadrville, Of Emptiness, Pinguioris, Cobolica, KAP03land, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Artelesia, Regallio, Liberum Hibernia, Morachia, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, Wisconsota, Siberia union, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Blyskalia, Waystar Fujiwara International, Rex Republic, David Davidson, Soviet Terran, French Bananastan, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Merconitonitopia, Tyirza, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Sinelona, GPT-3, Flurbleland, ChristianVille of the USA, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Buckerino, Hulldom, Doessay, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, Filibustra, Singamadri, Varisland, Orado, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Libertarianists States, Sannius, Galbadiana, Prevaland, The Zheng Dynasty, Gildenshtuck, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Nothing Of Value, Capablanca, Selfgradatude, Banaus, Zyvetskistaahn, Heilhum Imperius, Testnation223, Scroplia, Sakupolis, Praestania, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Smib, Liberepublia, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Twinbrook, Kormisia, Thought Obliteration, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Your Own Medicine, Individualist Catopia, Tape, Cartures, Cowbridge, Psykistria, Meadowfields, Artoriticitys, The Austro Germanic Union, Fatski land, SteelFists, Neo Santos, Yokciq Empire, TyGerria, Riocht mor Daraen, Ovekisu, Bodhisva, Runeda, Guslantis, United Russian Siberia, Airioch, Eau Claire, Kaschovia, Kurkmeistan, and TheLandOfFunFunFun.