The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.744 billion Mystics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,784 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,251 Faiths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,574 per year while the poor average 37,032, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 109,208^th in the world and 2,899^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.92 law-abiding acts per hour.