The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.731 billion Mystics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,192 Faiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, posters on 'Mystiquellean Values' advise against being proud of Mystiquelle, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 137,377^th in the world and 5,929^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.78 on the Rand Index.