The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.932 billion Mystics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 127,773 Faiths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Mystiquellean Values' advise against being proud of Mystiquelle, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, Love shrugs in the face of growing inequalities, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 5,417^th in the world and 272^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,048.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.