by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592ndMost Influential: 1,207th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
United in Diversity, we Serve the People
Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eurochina

Population1.575 billion

CapitalBejing-Brussels Eperopolis
LeaderXi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen
FaithGlobohomo

CurrencyEuroyuan
Animalwhite panda

The People's Republic of Eurochina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.575 billion Eurochinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bejing-Brussels Eperopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eurochinese economy, worth 127 trillion Euroyuans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,136 Euroyuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of white pandas and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurochina's national animal is the white panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Globohomo.

Eurochina is ranked 176,354th in the world and 7,742nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 32.34 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592ndMost Influential: 1,207thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,037th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 478th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 810th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 842nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 929th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eurochina was endorsed by The Empire of Lol2639.
  • : Eurochina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Eurochina was endorsed by The Makersaulachean Lolis of Questann.
  • : Eurochina was endorsed by The Commonwealth of East Isles.
  • : Eurochina was endorsed by The 24-Hour-Cinderella of Wapistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurochina, citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please".
  • : Following new legislation in Eurochina, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of white pandas and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurochina, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurochina, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurochina, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 247 » Ethnon, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Orado, McMasterdonia, Frances Francis the First of France, Yaorozu, Prydania, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Libertania Democratica, Notyoutopia, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, Zzozona, Guer Aike, Former English Colony, Valentine Z, Valhalla123, Daiz, Sundred, Seenvorland, Xagill, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Corfad, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Unshleepd, Sikol, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Yokciq Empire, Sil Dorsett, The Calabash Protectorate, and 197 others.Kocherian, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Simone Republic, Solcius, Brucklania, U S Eh, Dangine, Aeolist, Joodey, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Jovian Knights, Unimaginable Doom, Cretox State, Maclare, Pokemanland, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Loutsland, Madjack, Ravendi, Principia Mathematica, TLTland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Zokk, Srnsbaland, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Gabenia, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, WeKnow, Workubalia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Andexia, Zaeli, Disunited Earth, Tachycardia, Caladann, Bend Mai, Grue, Cartures, Moubarakistan, AGoodPlace, United Island States of Southeast Asia, South Almyra, Potatolandium, A Ordem do Caos, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Austrian Confederacy, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Keventle, Heilhum Imperius, Napnomadia, Esplandia, Innocentic, Vincone Cae, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, SORT, Lucedeia, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Eywaan, Ramiru, Liminyj, Unsophisticate, Lulubellia, Fascist Democracy, Rockwell Islands, Holy Oranz, Solmetria, Alqulonde, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Itallitopia, Vexilia, United States of Americanas, Pleroma Sans Romans, Hardscrabble, Jestings, Magna Banitia, Maott, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Zixu, Godwanna, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, Lordelles, David Davidson, Wilkshire, Quentiam Viventem, Republica Guilleana, Democratic HomeLand, Bruhast, Daerlan, A Salmon Named Harold, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Figyjharli, Animu Place, Mascarenha, Sitero, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Imperial Pieserged, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Pytong, Religioncord, Logovets, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Xanatosi, South Baba, The Endless Eventide, Dakota Territories, Nodnarb, Minuda, Picairn, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Chukstik Illahi, Maratabat, Aetulia, Cors Evia, Harmonypine, Bywell, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Kuldi, North Armatas, Ozstan, Fran Advar, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Venicea, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Kastonvia, Ellbonnia, The Serdey Islands, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Sevinland, The Pleiads, Strongwill, East Akra, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Colfes, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Hyphen, Muqatil, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Homosexuos, Super Girl, The Cascadian Bioregion, Paradeavenlisian States, Glurponia, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Moneyflows, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, United Republic of Free States, Singamadri, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Wapistan, East Isles, Questann, and Lol2639.

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