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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 4,056th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
In varietate concordia, 为人民服务.
近平 Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.707 billion

Capital北京-Brussels Eperopolis
Leader近平 Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen
Faith全球 homogeneity

Animalwhite 熊猫

The People's Republic of Eurochina is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by 近平 Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.707 billion Eurochinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 北京-Brussels Eperopolis. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eurochinese economy, worth 250 trillion Euro元s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,360 Euro元s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, every workday begins with group therapy, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurochina's national animal is the white 熊猫, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 全球 homogeneity.

Eurochina is ranked 36,468th in the world and 1,421st in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.46 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thTop
Most Influential: 4,056thMost Secular: 6,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,244thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,050thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,110thMost Cultured: 22,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,987thMost Developed: 23,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,497th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 311th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 381st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 586th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 648th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 716th in the regionMost Average: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 831st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 895th in the regionMost Influential: 934th in the regionLargest Black Market: 941st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,012th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,015th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,028th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,055th in the region

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