The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felps with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.785 billion Felpolandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 281,445 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 5,072^nd in the world and 152^nd in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.