The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.967 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,688 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new classical revitalization of Felpolandia City is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 113,866^th in the world and 6,310^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 630.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.