The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.051 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 287,922 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Felpolandian flag qualifies you for citizenship, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, Felpolandian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 241,274^th in the world and 10,210^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.