The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.278 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,423 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and Felps can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 692^nd in the world and 35^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,820.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.