The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.888 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,352 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turtle is one of the most popular forenames in Felpolandia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 163,451^st in the world and 9,562^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.