The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felps with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.147 billion Felpolandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,298 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,146 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 82,682^nd in the world and 4,417^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.