The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.682 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,074 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,781 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Felpolandia, Felps can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBF Governor goes house hunting, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 138,104^th in the world and 6,253^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34 on the Rand Index.