The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.516 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 262,545 Quicksilvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 4,149^th in the world and 96^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 90.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.