The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.319 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth 905 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 209,744 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Felps's most personal functions, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Felps's bedroom, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 2,040^th in the world and 98^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 151.03 Quips Per Hour.