The Witch-King of the North of Halsoni is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Witch-King of Angmaruben with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.52 billion Halsonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angmaruben. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Halsonian economy, worth 873 trillion dollaridoos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,947 dollaridoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halsoni's national animal is the doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rubenist Flemingovianism.

Halsoni is ranked 82,838^th in the world and 1,833^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,167.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.