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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 362nd
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.33 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.33 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,262 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 349,679 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and on-duty Air Vexilia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 609th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,493 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 381stLargest Black Market: 609thMost Influential: 645thLowest Crime Rates: 711thMost Corrupt Governments: 722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,112thHighest Average Incomes: 1,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,512thMost Secular: 1,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,573rdLargest Governments: 1,641stMost Developed: 1,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,976thHealthiest Citizens: 2,258thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,762ndSmartest Citizens: 4,073rdHighest Economic Output: 4,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,363rdBest Weather: 4,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,540thMost Stationary: 10,601stMost Authoritarian: 10,679thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,767thMost Conservative: 21,986thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,816thMost Income Equality: 23,498th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionBest Weather: 277th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 350th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 507th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 540th in the regionLargest Populations: 660th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, on-duty Air Vexilia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Vexilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Empire of Bramburg.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Empire of Bramburg.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 327 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Puczovska, BrightFutures, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, and 277 others.Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Manticore utopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Montarc, Xyrron, Prevaland, Crader, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Ereena, Solskjar, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Godwanna, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Loptous, Solcius, Andexia, Maclare, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Singamadri, Krazon, The Unicrons, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Shizzy, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Eurochina, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Porotia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, Bueszqostan, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Ofrettia, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sanghyeok, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kastonvia, Free Atlantis, Desvios, Maratabat, Slyakanya, Obelias, Odelinor, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, DIMAnism, Dangine, Joevala, Deum Higle, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Levoth, Climeria, Iberia y las Colonias, East Akra, Seijitsu, Colfes, Ekonia, Cereskia, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Miragnac, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Confederacy of North America, Patrician, Muqatil, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Nalver And, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Kromi, Ibarkla, Zemnaya Svoboda, Brsil, Barabolia, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Hexoria, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Landfinia, Free Salvation, Svenskan, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, The Soviet States of Europe, Greater Afroeurasia, The United Federal Nation, Questann, Centrialand, Northern Titans, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Alexander the Magnus, Tyirza, Boston Castle, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Tameside, New Celoveniortan, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Uzbek Khan, Erisoria, ForestMythal, Mon Island, and Bramburg.

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