The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.047 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,268 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,305 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', President Teethy Phoenix's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 1,040^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,296.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.