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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 470th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472nd Most Influential: 764th
The Autocratic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.93 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.93 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth 660 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,359 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and Vexilians are unrivalled in obstacle courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Vexilia is ranked 179,133rd in the world and 10,159th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Influential: 764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 976thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,622ndLargest Black Market: 1,704thTop
Most Secular: 1,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,934thLargest Mining Sector: 2,710thLowest Crime Rates: 2,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,470thHighest Average Incomes: 3,507thMost Conservative: 3,692ndMost Authoritarian: 4,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,796thLargest Governments: 5,901stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,604thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,379thMost Extreme: 9,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,586thHighest Economic Output: 18,244th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 299th in the regionMost Conservative: 320th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 477th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 550th in the regionMost Extreme: 558th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 634th in the regionMost Stationary: 692nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 761st in the regionMost Avoided: 790th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 833rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 938th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 994th in the region

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