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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population12.047 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.047 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,268 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,305 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', President Teethy Phoenix's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 1,040th in the world and 47th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,296.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 435thLowest Crime Rates: 589thMost Secular: 687thLargest Black Market: 754thMost Influential: 810thMost Corrupt Governments: 841stMost Developed: 988thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,040thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,227thMost Patriotic: 1,290thHighest Average Incomes: 1,430thLargest Governments: 1,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,766thBest Weather: 2,331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,412thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,606thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,165thHighest Economic Output: 3,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,082ndMost Authoritarian: 6,262ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,469thMost Stationary: 9,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,136thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,420thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,064thMost Conservative: 18,188thLargest Populations: 26,564thMost Extreme: 27,168th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionMost Patriotic: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 193rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 315th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 360th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 434th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 465th in the regionLargest Populations: 475th in the regionMost Extreme: 523rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 755th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 835th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,033rd in the region

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