The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.473 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,209 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vexilian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 171,281^st in the world and 9,249^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.