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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 340th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.934 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.934 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 365,945 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and bilingual Vexilians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 208,683rd in the world and 10,140th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367thLargest Black Market: 485thMost Influential: 618thMost Corrupt Governments: 761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 785thLowest Crime Rates: 845thMost Secular: 872ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,386thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,886thLargest Governments: 1,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,248thMost Authoritarian: 3,434thLargest Mining Sector: 3,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,071stHighest Economic Output: 4,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,198thSmartest Citizens: 5,386thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,344thMost Conservative: 7,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,157thMost Income Equality: 8,899thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,497thBest Weather: 11,317thMost Stationary: 11,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,590thMost Extreme: 12,866thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,012thMost Developed: 14,564th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 186th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Extreme: 217th in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 343rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 444th in the regionMost Income Equality: 447th in the regionMost Conservative: 484th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 540th in the regionBest Weather: 590th in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 683rd in the regionMost Developed: 758th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 928th in the region

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