by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337thHighest Poor Incomes: 358th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.276 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.276 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,104 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,530 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A President Teethy Phoenix For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of President Teethy Phoenix's supporters, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 305,197th in the world and 8,859th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -509.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337thHighest Poor Incomes: 358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 397thLowest Crime Rates: 552ndMost Secular: 684thLargest Black Market: 731stMost Influential: 837thMost Advanced Public Education: 843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thMost Developed: 1,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,279thHighest Average Incomes: 1,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,524thLargest Governments: 1,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,584thHealthiest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Patriotic: 1,811thBest Weather: 1,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,792ndHighest Economic Output: 2,831stTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,142ndMost Authoritarian: 4,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,090thMost Conservative: 7,548thMost Stationary: 8,100thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,915thMost Income Equality: 12,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,127thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 18,126thLargest Populations: 24,729thMost Extreme: 26,251st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Patriotic: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 133rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionMost Extreme: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Conservative: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionMost Income Equality: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionLargest Populations: 431st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 446th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 486th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 909th in the region

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