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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 427th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 650th
The Autocratic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.12 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.12 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,740 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, political activists are routinely executed, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 13,413th in the world and 704th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.2 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 650thMost Influential: 740thLargest Black Market: 963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,034thMost Secular: 1,297thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,137thHighest Average Incomes: 2,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,478thLargest Governments: 3,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,957thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,099thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,407thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,270thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,227thHighest Economic Output: 9,323rdMost Conservative: 9,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,638thHealthiest Citizens: 10,356thSmartest Citizens: 11,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,468thMost Stationary: 16,677th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 573rd in the regionMost Conservative: 578th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 659th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 704th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 718th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 812th in the regionLargest Populations: 825th in the region

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