by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 452nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 637th
The Autocratic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.756 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.756 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,771 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 160,851st in the world and 8,243rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 637thMost Influential: 694thLargest Black Market: 998thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,066thMost Secular: 1,240thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,920thLowest Crime Rates: 1,980thLargest Mining Sector: 2,104thHighest Average Incomes: 2,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,192ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,435thLargest Governments: 3,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,416thTop
Most Conservative: 8,868thMost Authoritarian: 8,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,206thHighest Economic Output: 9,941stHealthiest Citizens: 11,200thSmartest Citizens: 12,427thMost Efficient Economies: 13,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,602nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 368th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 413th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 488th in the regionMost Conservative: 522nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 623rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 694th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 695th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 730th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 755th in the region

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