The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.125 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,258 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A soldier's body is a temple, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, lobster tastes best when it is red, and employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 164,180^th in the world and 8,250^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.