by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 625th Most Influential: 1,064th Most Conservative: 2,286th
The Autocratic State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fight for the nation, fight for your future
El Presidente
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.679 billion Vexilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth 327 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,904 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 692,343 per year while the poor average 39,541, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, organ donation is compulsory, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Phoenix make great practice for foreign snipers, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Government.

Vexilia is ranked 147,347th in the world and 7,658th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 625thMost Influential: 1,064thTop
Most Conservative: 2,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,875thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,948thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,028thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,250thLargest Black Market: 3,314thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,751stLargest Retail Industry: 4,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,336thLargest Mining Sector: 4,469thHighest Average Incomes: 5,110thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,397thMost Secular: 5,998thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,041stMost Avoided: 6,908thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,414thLowest Crime Rates: 7,725thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,938thLargest Governments: 11,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,082ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,770thMost Authoritarian: 15,023rd
Largest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Conservative: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210th in the regionMost Avoided: 220th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionMost Secular: 332nd in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 402nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 460th in the regionLargest Governments: 474th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 523rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 586th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 594th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 628th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 709th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 738th in the regionMost Extreme: 767th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Pits and Perverts.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Phoenix make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Vexilia endorsed The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • : Vexilia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Yaorozu, Guslantis, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Vegetarian States, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Sil Dorsett, Sankami, Unimaginable Doom, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Holy Oranz, Meritdom, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Shadowrik, HMS Unicorn, Wineclaw, SchoolHouse Rock, Halcon siveriano, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Religioncord, Indereac Lanx, Empy, Jefffliu, The Army Republic of Prussia, Magna Romaniae, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Kingdom of Space, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Kaschovia, Wisconsota, Elspeth and Samina, Ovsterland, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, Isimud, Republic of Destiny, Calamazo, Bothia, Valdr, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, and 57 others.Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Omicron Persei V111, Southern Stroraia, Reannia, Tianqing, Pallaith, Chinstralia, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, General COE, Wicheye, Vszeklina, WE Empire, Friently, Run Mayst Republic, Ostrinios, Moristia, Hong Kong Empire, Lupus Imperium, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Faxfleet, The Galactic Triumvirate, Merconitonitopia, Orslan, Cleoskye, Bikeni Jobia, Renetopia, Kobagia, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, ZimRobwe, Lamexanope, Unsophisticate, Anima Proxa, Coemgen, Kizja, American MapleStory, Sanjurika, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Ainsworth, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Fawkenia, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, and Pits and Perverts.

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