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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62ndHighest Poor Incomes: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 303rd
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population8.784 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.784 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,145 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,050 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, police nightsticks see use all day long, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 761st in the world and 36th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 73,203.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62ndHighest Poor Incomes: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352ndLargest Black Market: 575thMost Influential: 644thLowest Crime Rates: 721stMost Corrupt Governments: 726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,116thHighest Average Incomes: 1,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,177thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,400thLargest Governments: 1,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,750thMost Secular: 1,760thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,262ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,483rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,567thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,981stHighest Economic Output: 4,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,258thSmartest Citizens: 4,363rdBest Weather: 4,820thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,445thMost Authoritarian: 7,041stMost Efficient Economies: 8,665thLargest Mining Sector: 9,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,439thMost Stationary: 10,914thTop
Most Developed: 13,618thMost Income Equality: 15,697thMost Conservative: 17,308th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 99th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 290th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 315th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 332nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 333rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 477th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 557th in the regionLargest Populations: 696th in the regionMost Income Equality: 720th in the regionMost Developed: 778th in the regionMost Conservative: 922nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,040th in the region

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