by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 631st
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.473 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.473 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,209 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vexilian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 171,281st in the world and 9,249th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 631stMost Influential: 744thLargest Black Market: 900thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,018thMost Secular: 1,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,640thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,867thLowest Crime Rates: 1,934thHighest Average Incomes: 2,035thLargest Mining Sector: 2,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,343rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,133rdLargest Governments: 3,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,340thMost Conservative: 8,373rdHighest Economic Output: 8,447thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,408thHealthiest Citizens: 9,650thSmartest Citizens: 11,568thMost Efficient Economies: 12,910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,071stMost Stationary: 14,485thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,683rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 502nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 531st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 532nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 682nd in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 825th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Yaorozu, Guslantis, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Jefffliu, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Calamazo, Tianqing, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, The Galactic Triumvirate, Renetopia, Diodone, ZimRobwe, Unsophisticate, American MapleStory, Ainsworth, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, TerranulliuZ, Buckerino, Palisede, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Panama Coalition, Tredano, and 189 others.Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Beodarasc, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Crodaria, Dreylus, Agrauron, Wilkshire, Sacrento, SillyString, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Kulgatha, Kubrostavsria, Camarthen, Atain, BrightFutures, Dadastan Archipelago, SORT, The Teddy, Ka Ching, Zyvetskistaahn, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Shibutani, Voznesheim, Lower Nubia, Californian Redwood, THX1138, The Kyziban Islands, Chamocha, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Avalon, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, United Draconia, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Quranite, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, Babacar, The United States of Romania, Suicidistan, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Lunallian, Abrickhouse, Yarecir, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, Plasir Grand, Boggovia, The Most Freedom Ever, Snoodum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Ostrinios, Niradans, Humptalumpta, Amauri, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Willifusland, Uganda Knuckles UK, Adkins Station, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Hesterin, Sakaryata, Moose repupblic, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Federation Terra Australis, Cool game nation, The Pantheons, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Partax, National Goats, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Guer Aike, Asgardira, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Steraz, Tarr-Nation, The Mike Roctafinserland, Ieprus, Justanistan, Revolutionary Sealand, Bananaaaaa, Renzic, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Solmetria, The Chelles, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Union of Austria-Hungary, Ibiscaton, Pleroma Sans Romans, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, VarDrade, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Rionion, Angwayster, Trillius, Torakuen, Norvayopia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Soviet Terran, Liberum Mundi, Ejhsa, Lost Staria, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Dugariana, Lesbian Femdom, Miruma, COCOPUFFS, Ikea Rike, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Shigonia, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Ecronentia, Rynion, Fayyayid, Test for a new hope, Retarya, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Brettenia, Wizarda, Kuveria, and Elder Realms.

View Forum posts