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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312thHighest Poor Incomes: 362nd
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.125 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.125 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,258 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A soldier's body is a temple, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, lobster tastes best when it is red, and employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 164,180th in the world and 8,250th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312thHighest Poor Incomes: 362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 407thLargest Black Market: 599thMost Influential: 676thMost Secular: 935thMost Corrupt Governments: 937thLowest Crime Rates: 1,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,595thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,630thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,175thLargest Governments: 2,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,462ndMost Developed: 3,793rdMost Authoritarian: 3,929thHealthiest Citizens: 4,736thHighest Economic Output: 5,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,337thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,378thSmartest Citizens: 6,483rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,322ndTop
Most Conservative: 9,698thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,013thMost Extreme: 10,157thMost Efficient Economies: 11,723rdMost Stationary: 12,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,364th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 255th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionMost Extreme: 310th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 383rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionMost Conservative: 613th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 613th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 678th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 702nd in the regionLargest Populations: 707th in the region

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