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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 416th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population16.504 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.504 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,773 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 349,845 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to President Teethy Phoenix, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 19,949th in the world and 795th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,596.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 416thLowest Crime Rates: 562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 684thMost Secular: 741stMost Influential: 881stMost Advanced Public Education: 894thLargest Black Market: 932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,030thMost Developed: 1,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,516thLargest Governments: 1,533rdBest Weather: 1,632ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,144thMost Patriotic: 2,534thHighest Economic Output: 2,614thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,891stMost Authoritarian: 7,005thMost Stationary: 7,152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,130thMost Efficient Economies: 10,707thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,175thMost Conservative: 17,192ndMost Income Equality: 19,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,949thLargest Populations: 23,403rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Stationary: 145th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 238th in the regionMost Extreme: 283rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 288th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 363rd in the regionLargest Populations: 398th in the regionMost Conservative: 436th in the regionMost Income Equality: 519th in the region

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