by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 728th
The Autocratic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.224 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.224 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,067 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 14,759th in the world and 617th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 346,318.36 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 728thMost Influential: 834thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,137thMost Secular: 1,168thLargest Black Market: 1,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,551stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,080thLowest Crime Rates: 2,117thHighest Average Incomes: 2,634thLargest Mining Sector: 2,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,911thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,185thLargest Governments: 4,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,790thMost Conservative: 6,061stMost Authoritarian: 6,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,413thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,247thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,737thHealthiest Citizens: 11,388thHighest Economic Output: 11,923rdMost Extreme: 13,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,759thSmartest Citizens: 15,233rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,207th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionMost Conservative: 388th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 443rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 457th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 516th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 617th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Extreme: 682nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 726th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 796th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 807th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 848th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 179 » Yaorozu, Guslantis, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Jefffliu, The Army Republic of Prussia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Republic of Destiny, Calamazo, Bothia, Southern Stroraia, Tianqing, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, The Galactic Triumvirate, Renetopia, Diodone, ZimRobwe, Unsophisticate, American MapleStory, McMasterdonia, Ainsworth, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, TerranulliuZ, Buckerino, Palisede, New Lakemba, and 129 others.The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Panama Coalition, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Republic of Dixie, Beodarasc, Victoriaans Nederlands, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Crodaria, Dreylus, Agrauron, Wilkshire, Sacrento, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Edwerlantin, Puczovska, Kulgatha, Kubrostavsria, Camarthen, Atain, BrightFutures, Dadastan Archipelago, Edon-Ko, SORT, The Teddy, Ka Ching, Zyvetskistaahn, Albacria, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Shibutani, Voznesheim, Lower Nubia, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, THX1138, The Kyziban Islands, Chamocha, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Avalon, Highton Islands, Pizza Squared, The Windmilluminati, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Grimrholm, United Draconia, Sanjurika, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Quranite, Prickly Town, Zokk, The Mace Kingdom, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, Wisconsota, Maott, Babacar, Sahriastan, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Solcialist States, East Wushen, Abject Ludicrosity, Dar es Saalam, Lunallian, Abrickhouse, Jontopiary, Democritus, Yarecir, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Papika, Whachamacallit, Kobagia, Tawya, Rosewood-, Xorroth, West Coastal States, Elvero, Curtis Cosla, Deerfenland, The Rhein States, Freienland, Ostrolia, Plasir Grand, Boggovia, Qiland, The Most Freedom Ever, Snoodum, Lionia, Nice Pulchram Quod Domum, New Bremerton, Funkadelia, Yandere nation, Tyroshh, Jalyort Empire, New Pruessen, Mareor, Mtzkekizustania, and Staenga.

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