by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,542nd Most Subsidized Industry: 1,557th
The Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Imperator est qui scit quid sit bonum
Imperator Emiliano
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population7.63 billion

LeaderImperator Emiliano
FaithHaendelian religion


The Imperium of Sycruliovin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Emiliano with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.63 billion Sycruliovinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callisto. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sycruliovinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion monetaes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,669 monetaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycruliovin's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haendelian religion.

Sycruliovin is ranked 8,908th in the world and 320th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,100.5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,557thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,687thLowest Crime Rates: 1,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,894thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,791stLargest Governments: 2,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,083rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,310thMost Efficient Economies: 4,953rdMost Influential: 6,951stHighest Average Incomes: 7,871stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,908thHighest Economic Output: 9,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,722ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,999thMost Developed: 12,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,679thSmartest Citizens: 14,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,387th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 320th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 374th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 492nd in the regionLargest Populations: 514th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 569th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 626th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684th in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 757th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 778th in the region

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