The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Wulvlox I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.947 billion Wolffoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth 582 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 197,758 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and Wolffoxian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 238,276^th in the world and 5,776^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -65.78 on the Rand Index.