The Republic of Parpyduckland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Parpyduck with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.17 billion Parpites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parappa. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parpyducklandian economy, worth 700 trillion kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,475 kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, the entirety of Parpyduck's administration can be crammed into a phone booth, and Parpyduck's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown. Parpyduckland's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rat Worship.

Parpyduckland is ranked 88,676^th in the world and 2,292^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 54.56 on the Rand Index.