The Whatchamacallit of DIMAnism is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dima with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.53 billion Dimanicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Socialist Rose. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dimanican economy, worth 164 trillion Dimanican Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,579 Dimanican Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, Dimanican scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dimanican officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Dimanican Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatchamacallit.

DIMAnism is ranked 196,614^th in the world and 8,517^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.