The Нация of DIMAnism is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Дима with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.466 billion Диминиканцы are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Диминикан economy, worth 761 trillion Диминикански Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,272 Диминикански Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Диминикан weed picker are way up, and commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диминикански Хрень, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень.

DIMAnism is ranked 11,352^nd in the world and 564^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,037.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.