The ФедерацияОбъединенныхОкругов of DIMAnism is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Дима with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.381 billion Диманиканы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Диманикан economy, worth 445 trillion Диманикан Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,857 Диманикан Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Дима, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диманикан Хрень, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЕтоЗа Хрень.

DIMAnism is ranked 53,608^th in the world and 2,064^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.3 Flags saluted per person per day.