The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.994 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,591 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 211,136^th in the world and 8,640^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 19.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.