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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24th Most Influential: 109th Least Corrupt Governments: 547th
The Honourable Holy Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
What's that smell?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.499 billion

LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

AnimalHermit Crab

The Honourable Holy Republic of Kwaj is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.499 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebeye. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth 583 trillion Clams a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,770 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 165,030th in the world and 9,219th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24thMost Influential: 109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 547thBest Weather: 784thMost Beautiful Environments: 913thSafest: 986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,062ndMost Pacifist: 1,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,374thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,466thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,921stSmartest Citizens: 2,008thHealthiest Citizens: 2,193rdMost Developed: 2,431stMost Inclusive: 2,586thLowest Crime Rates: 2,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,408thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,041stLargest Governments: 4,475thMost Cultured: 4,666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,164thTop
Nudest: 8,500thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,588thHighest Average Incomes: 9,463rdMost Secular: 9,663rd
Most Influential: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 228th in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionNudest: 254th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 295th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 360th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 406th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 447th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 493rd in the regionMost Stationary: 600th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 700th in the regionMost Income Equality: 913th in the region

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