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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd Most Influential: 121st Least Corrupt Governments: 421st
The Honorable Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
What's that smell?
Amata Kabua
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.279 billion

CapitalCoral Sands
LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalHermit Crab

The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.279 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth 766 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,196 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, Kwajers submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 1,639th in the world and 78th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 180.39 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rdMost Influential: 121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 421stBest Weather: 535thMost Beautiful Environments: 642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 765thSafest: 770thMost Pacifist: 879thLongest Average Lifespans: 893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 962ndNicest Citizens: 1,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,454thHealthiest Citizens: 1,544thSmartest Citizens: 1,639thMost Developed: 1,694thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,095thLowest Crime Rates: 2,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,112thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,384thMost Cultured: 3,554thLargest Governments: 3,600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,238thHighest Average Incomes: 7,947thTop
Most Secular: 9,967thNudest: 11,925th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 169th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 238th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionNudest: 407th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 509th in the regionMost Secular: 513th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 562nd in the region

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