The Honourable Holy Republic of Kwaj is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.499 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebeye. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth 583 trillion Clams a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,770 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 165,030^th in the world and 9,219^th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.