The Honourable Republic of Kwaj is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.994 billion Kwajers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebeye. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Kwajian economy, worth 485 trillion Clams a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,042 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, conspiracy theorists allege Ebeye's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 3,176^th in the world and 198^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 256.57 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.