The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.946 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,800 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 167,501^st in the world and 8,925^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,434.41 Standard Monetary Units.