The Somewhat pink zombie Land of Kwaj is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.352 billion Kwajians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 4,353 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,888 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', Hermit Crab is one of the most popular forenames in Kwaj, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kwaj is ranked 308,123^rd in the world and 4,681^st in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -55.88 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.