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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5thMost Influential: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 116th
The King of the North of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population11.73 billion

LeaderLavender Frown

CurrencyDiscontinued Dollar

The King of the North of Pallaith is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lavender Frown with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.73 billion wraiths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pallaithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Discontinued Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,366 Discontinued Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and Lavender Frown's pathetic ghost costume is the butt of many jokes (Pallaith has found 11 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallaith's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Pallaith is ranked 11,274th in the world and 484th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 108.79 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5thMost Influential: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 116thTop
Best Weather: 3,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,775thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,096thHealthiest Citizens: 5,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,297thMost Pacifist: 5,506thMost Developed: 5,605thMost Inclusive: 5,662ndSafest: 5,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,706thSmartest Citizens: 7,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,165thMost Efficient Economies: 8,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,676thLowest Crime Rates: 9,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,622ndMost Stationary: 9,824thLargest Governments: 11,097thRudest Citizens: 11,274thMost Secular: 11,670thNicest Citizens: 11,995thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,770thHighest Economic Output: 12,920thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,689thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,009thMost Cultured: 16,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,494th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 304th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Pacifist: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 318th in the regionSafest: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 328th in the regionMost Developed: 348th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 350th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 456th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 464th in the regionRudest Citizens: 484th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 486th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Populations: 526th in the regionLargest Governments: 570th in the regionMost Secular: 593rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 634th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 654th in the regionNicest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 741st in the regionNudest: 837th in the regionMost Cultured: 846th in the region

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