The Federation of Rezonovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hugh Halbstrom with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.886 billion Rezonovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth 302 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 160,511 Reznovian marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 3,822^nd in the world and 188^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.