The Federation of Rezonovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Earl Sadarsten with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 3.112 billion Rezonovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth 586 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,476 Reznovian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, water fights now end with thousands dead, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Earl Sadarsten's questionably sane new coalition partners, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rezonovia is ranked 30,784^th in the world and 975^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 101 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.