The Federation of Rezonovia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Pasarvic with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.024 billion Rezonovians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 223,477 Reznovian marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 915,343 per year while the poor average 36,072, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 25,218^th in the world and 603^rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,014.91398934352 days.