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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,085thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,871stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,534th
The Grand Orchid Endorser of
Father Knows Best State
Her, the Grand Endorser and Transfemale of The League
Lily Hoshikawa
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.633 billion

CapitalOcalanio Coast
LeaderLily Hoshikawa
FaithTransfemalism and Saul Goodman

CurrencyLeague Dollar

The Grand Orchid Endorser of 0cala is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lily Hoshikawa with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.633 billion 🎉858th Page of the League🎊 are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocalanio Coast. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 💀Ohio💀Destroyer💀 economy, worth 342 trillion League Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,107 League Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the 💀Ohio💀Destroyer💀 Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Nitromethane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Transfemalism and Saul Goodman.

0cala is ranked 53,026th in the world and 91st in The League for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 243,134 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,085thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,871stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,534thMost Devout: 6,858thLargest Mining Sector: 8,718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,763rdMost Patriotic: 13,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,844thMost Influential: 14,971stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 16,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,090thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,443rdLargest Black Market: 19,756thMost Efficient Economies: 20,072ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,089thHighest Average Incomes: 23,204thLargest Governments: 28,304th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the region

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