The Transgender Delegate of 0cala is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Lizzy with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.688 billion Ocalans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 631 trillion Ocala State Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,364 Ocala State Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Empress Lizzy to meetings with foreign heads of state, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Manatee and its national religion is Flowerism.

0cala is ranked 131,332^nd in the world and 98^th in Ocala for Most Beautiful Environments, with 533.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.