The Ducky Duck of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.838 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. The average income tax rate is 57.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 419 trillion korunas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,816 korunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned duccball fields, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 187,191^st in the world and 3,514^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 812.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.