The Republic of Eggplant Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr President with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.685 billion Eggplant Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Area. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The powerhouse Eggplant Islander economy, worth 693 trillion Eggplant Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,039 Eggplant Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Eggplant Islanders make research institutes rich, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggplant Island's national animal is the Eggplant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eggplant Island is ranked 1,493^rd in the world and 190^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 416.36 Bank.