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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdMost Influential: 1,325thLargest Retail Industry: 1,935th
The Kingdom of
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Long live Loptous god of all mankind!
Emperor Arvis
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Population4.941 billion

LeaderEmperor Arvis


The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arvis with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.941 billion Granvallers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 590 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 119,536 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, healthcare funding has been cut, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 32,781st in the world and 1,071st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdMost Influential: 1,325thLargest Retail Industry: 1,935thHighest Crime Rates: 2,060thRudest Citizens: 2,274thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,438thFattest Citizens: 2,490thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,760thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,208thMost Avoided: 3,610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,679thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,944thMost Armed: 8,880thLargest Mining Sector: 8,916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,730thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,217thLargest Black Market: 16,260thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,867thMost Politically Free: 21,960thHighest Average Incomes: 23,720th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 101st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 214th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 262nd in the regionMost Armed: 337th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 349th in the regionMost Politically Free: 413th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 548th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 614th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the regionLargest Black Market: 668th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 693rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 760th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 828th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 871st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loptous was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Loptous was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Loptous voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Loptous voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Loptous, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Loptous, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Loptous, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Loptous, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Loptous, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Loptous was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tyirza.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Free Culture, Shibutani, Dreadton, Corfad, Chukstik Illahi, Xyrron, Malta Comino Gozo, Territorio di Nessuno, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, Hamerica, Siwale, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Kocherian, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Empy, Shadowrik, The Tampa Bay Rays, Fauzjhia, Brucklania, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Prydania, Sundred, Dabarastan, Animu Place, Zeternia, McMasterdonia, Dar es Saalam, Libertania Democratica, Great Bights Mum, Sikol, North Bratislava, Daiz, Guer Aike, Highton Islands, New Lakemba, Loutsland, Lemonbiscuits, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Nistriabar, Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Former English Colony, 1 very fast endotarter, and 158 others.Aeolist, Xagill, Joevala, Madjack, French Bananastan, Clan Spaniel, Pokemanland, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, The Calabash Protectorate, Notyoutopia, Seanat, The Iron Lions, Sunto, Azzarel, Kranostav, East Supple Lund, The Austro Germanic Union, Ice and Tinian, Central Ryal, Wineclaw, Necromonia, Seenvorland, David Davidson, Xipher, Ravendi, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, The Gamer Party, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Arimbia, Ver Testua, Valentine Z, BrightFutures, Walter Jackson, Solmetria, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Cloydicia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Solcius, Wilkshire, Vexilia, Andexia, Panama Coalition, The Bureaucratic Territories, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, Dangine, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Batatoland Empire, Votak Matim, Innocentic, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Holy Oranz, Bend Mai, Karazan, Dopeland420, Outer Shenendoah, Potatolandium, Elvoreto, Dicko, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Merconitonitopia, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, United Kahndaq, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Maclare, Kazoo Basin, Venicea, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, The Pantheons, Imperial Pieserged, Maratabat, WeKnow, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Yellops, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Colfes, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Orado, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, Star Kingdom, Nalver And, Higher Cascadia, KhalChicken, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Strongwill, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Ellbonnia, Travislavania, Questann, Lol2639, Servilis, Kromi, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Super Girl, Nationeer, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Tyirza, and Siberian Workforce.

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