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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 701st Most Influential: 966th Highest Crime Rates: 1,507th
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Long live Loptous god of all mankind!
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Population1.925 billion



The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arvis with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.925 billion Granvallers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 238 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 123,915 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 421,521 per year while the poor average 26,851, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

All prisons have been eliminated, Loptous now admits men and women into its clergy, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 154,910th in the world and 8,580th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 701stMost Influential: 966thHighest Crime Rates: 1,507thRudest Citizens: 1,513thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,764thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,889thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,971stMost Armed: 2,099thFattest Citizens: 2,274thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,679thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,792ndMost Avoided: 3,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,588thLargest Mining Sector: 5,839thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,285thTop
Most Politically Free: 9,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,479thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,328th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 97th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 204th in the regionMost Politically Free: 253rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 279th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Influential: 401st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 528th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 595th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 723rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 780th in the regionLargest Black Market: 791st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 916th in the region

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