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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,202ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,680thRudest Citizens: 1,769th
The Kingdom of
Long live Loptous god of all mankind!
Emperor Arvis
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Population3.732 billion

LeaderEmperor Arvis


The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arvis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.732 billion Granvallers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 470 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,182 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and populations of two-headed Dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 64,280th in the world and 2,716th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,463.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,202ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,680thRudest Citizens: 1,769thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,935thLargest Retail Industry: 1,954thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,264thFattest Citizens: 2,288thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,359thMost Avoided: 2,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,860thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,185thMost Influential: 4,455thMost Armed: 5,885thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,887thLargest Mining Sector: 7,408thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,568thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,424thMost Politically Free: 17,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,789thHighest Average Incomes: 20,052nd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76th in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 128th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Armed: 211th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 250th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 267th in the regionMost Politically Free: 341st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 536th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 575th in the regionLargest Black Market: 655th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 663rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 703rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 713th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 730th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 749th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 832nd in the region

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