The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.418 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,315 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 465,528 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 174,143^rd in the world and 7,630^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -69.56 on the Rand Index.