The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.272 billion Sinclarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,519 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 439,946 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, war vets look after war animals, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 342^nd in the world and 17^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.99 on the Human Development Index.