The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.084 billion Sinclarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 474,993 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 497^th in the world and 161^st in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 137,733 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.