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Most Patriotic: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 89thMost Inclusive: 99th
The United Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Onward. Upward. Together
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Sinclarian Provinces

Population15.341 billion

LeaderJerod Lasater

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.341 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,623 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 496,927 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss The Sinclarian Provinces, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Jerod Lasater's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 1,048th in the world and 49th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,234.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Patriotic: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 89thMost Inclusive: 99thHighest Poor Incomes: 116thHighest Food Quality: 117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128thSmartest Citizens: 132ndLargest Governments: 147thMost Efficient Economies: 169thMost Cultured: 191stMost Secular: 226thLowest Crime Rates: 241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Developed: 282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 301stLargest Publishing Industry: 345thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 362ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 385thMost Beautiful Environments: 424thHealthiest Citizens: 471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 621stSafest: 634thMost Influential: 678thLargest Agricultural Sector: 734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 847thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,088thHighest Economic Output: 1,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,429thNicest Citizens: 1,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,151stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,788thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,473rdBest Weather: 3,633rdRudest Citizens: 3,773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,399thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,551stLargest Retail Industry: 9,447thTop
Most Stationary: 13,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,481stLargest Populations: 19,133rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionMost Stationary: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 378th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 820th in the regionNudest: 1,025th in the region

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