The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.578 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,937 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 508,432 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jerod Lasater's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, and where there's smoke there's the Sinclarian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 311,009^th in the world and 9,180^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1640.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.