The Free People's Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.238 billion Sinclarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,283 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 398,621 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 1,010^th in the world and 53^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.