The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a massive, safe nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.697 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 154 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,125 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Paras on liquor and tobacco, and the fattest folk in Srpski Novo Zelandjani look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 45,063^rd in the world and 2,596^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70.51 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.