The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.404 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 717 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,985 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 195,684^th in the world and 9,374^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.