The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.582 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 832 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,775 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmers often reinvent the wheel, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, surveillance cameras are banned, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 8,475^th in the world and 729^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 40.63 Bank.