The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.879 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 433 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,748 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the comic book series 'J D PoluPolu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Para charge on their phone bill, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 2,118^th in the world and 126^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.23 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.