The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.472 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,044 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Srpski Novo Zelandjani regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 229,776^th in the world and 11,730^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.65 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.