The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.467 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 255 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,471 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

J D PoluPolu's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 59,606^th in the world and 1,241^st in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.47 billion Capita.