The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.426 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 943 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,976 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

J D PoluPolu's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Srpski Novo Zelandjanian weed picker are way up, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 13,415^th in the world and 301^st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,416.19143391468 Days.