The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a massive, safe nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.53 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth 381 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,932 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 38,355^th in the world and 1,785^th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 90.85 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.