The Imperium of Karazan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Kael with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.351 billion Karazanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Risaak. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karazanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,628 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,887 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karazan's national animal is the Miniature Tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Imperatus.

Karazan is ranked 153,853^rd in the world and 7,644^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.