The Technocracy of Karazan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fabricator-General Cael with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.696 billion Karazanites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telok Peak. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karazanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,022 trillion Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,247 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karazan's national animal is the Miniature Tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karazan is ranked 229,943^rd in the world and 8,860^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -940.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.