The Zombie of The Rhein States is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Brains von Pückler-Muskau with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.55 billion Brains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brains economy, worth a remarkable 6,190 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 425,432 Brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime is totally unknown. The Rhein States's national animal is the Brains, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Brains.

The Rhein States is ranked 354^th in the world and 21^st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 541.92 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.