The Fraternal Federation of Ilisseia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Berluscono Vladimirovotch with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.726 billion Ilisseians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illondcamwigburg. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ilisseian economy, worth 313 trillion Ili Rubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,250 Ili Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilisseia's national animal is the Sun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilisseia is ranked 93,681^st in the world and 4,914^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 91,548.42 Standard Monetary Units.