The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.388 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,024 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Darklord John's questionably sane new coalition partners, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 172,600^th in the world and 9,261^st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.