The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.474 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,295 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,805 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 124,030^th in the world and 6,260^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 824.23 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.