The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.26 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion Mnas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,270 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, military funding has been stripped back, the dartboard at the Notyoutopian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Darklord John's face, and the Notyoutopian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is relatively low. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 1,339^th in the world and 3^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 98.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.