The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.56 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,280 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,759 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television executives are interested in turning Darklord John's zany home life into a sitcom, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Notcapital for fear of causing a fuss, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 2,404^th in the world and 113^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 283,759.33 Standard Monetary Units.