The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.766 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,013 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,926 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Notyoutopian emissions at all, Darklord John is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 1,251^st in the world and 79^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 278.31 Insults Per Minute.