The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.433 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,570 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,188 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, builders across Notyoutopia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 674^th in the world and 48^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 461 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.