The Guardian With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.765 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth 811 trillion Mnas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 215,669 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, Darklord John can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and under love's heavy burden Darklord John's approval ratings are sinking. Crime is relatively low. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 158,394^th in the world and 8,328^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -497.31 on the Hayek Index.