The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.937 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,819 trillion Mnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 302,437 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and endangered species face obesity instead of extinction. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 281,586^th in the world and 11,256^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -11.05 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.