The Guardian With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.077 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth 901 trillion Mnas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,140 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Notyoutopia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 48,392^nd in the world and 2,304^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,131.64 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.