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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20th Most Influential: 95th Most Beautiful Environments: 182nd
The Man With Red Right Hand of
Civil Rights Lovefest
κοιτα εκει που θες να πας,αλλιως θα πας εκει που κοιτας
Darklord John
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.146 billion

LeaderDarklord John


The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.146 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,837 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,124 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 15,271st in the world and 564th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 335,969.21 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20thMost Influential: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 182ndMost Developed: 213thLongest Average Lifespans: 273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 349thBest Weather: 358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 427thMost Rebellious Youth: 448thMost Cultured: 512thMost Cheerful Citizens: 528thMost Subsidized Industry: 625thSmartest Citizens: 634thMost Inclusive: 697thLargest Publishing Industry: 809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 872ndLargest Governments: 936thNicest Citizens: 1,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,305thHighest Drug Use: 1,322ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,328thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,675thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,695thMost Politically Free: 1,758thRudest Citizens: 1,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,861stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,962ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,944thMost Pacifist: 4,536thMost Efficient Economies: 5,294thNudest: 5,954thHighest Economic Output: 6,259thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,800thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,071stMost Stationary: 14,551stMost Extreme: 15,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,271st
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionNudest: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionMost Pacifist: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 414th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 446th in the regionLargest Populations: 553rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Extreme: 624th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 706 » BrightFutures, Fengate, Novare Res, Renetopia, Elevation, The Bureaucratic Territories, Virdalonja, New Sekai, Swagtopia, Dutchyland, New Lakemba, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of Destiny, SirHardHead, The Army Republic of Prussia, RoosterTeeth, The Big Bad Boo, Necromonia, Camarthen, Kubrostavsria, Boggovia, The Efteling, Jefffliu, Bothia, Selfgradatude, Druadach, Chukstik Illahi, Venezuelia, Karazan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Calamazo, Tianqing, Lemonbiscuits, The Teddy, Apetopia, New Phyrreus, Wyoma, Q w e r t y, Massarie, Wineclaw, Eglise Sainte Eve, Felpolandia, Wooleystan, Kanlidia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Amerian States, Esplandia, Plumas, Guslantis, and 656 others.Foraldn, Sunto, United Brunstovia, The Isle of Grossmania, Corfad, Malvad, Yaorozu, Kelvaros Prime, Revolutionary Sealand, Palisede, Giganato, Joodey, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Choistan, Dantooin, Walter Jackson, Frances Francis the First of France, Berlanto, Zerocs, Nationalist Peoples Party, Valenair, Bayern-Straubing, Republic of Dixie, Potatolandium, Neo Hungarica, Ikilandia, Sacrento, Prylin, Dadastan Archipelago, XIonn, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, The Kyziban Islands, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Beastos, Atmana, Humptalumpta, Unsophisticate, Equestrian Commonwealth, The Galactic Triumvirate, Dicko, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Peteco, Aezus, Svetlakia, Crodaria, Halcon siveriano, SORT, Ice and Tinian, Dopeland420, Vexilia, Siwale, Kyrianian, Kundam, Nisastria, Alice Gardens, Middle Drazzi, The United Chase States, Northern Scovia, Panama Coalition, Edon-Ko, Buckerino, Bawrai, Nord Botten, Cloydicia, Balzaria, Ainsworth, Klettureyja, Bonjoura, PlanetPunk, New Chilokver, ZhangKeyesland, Pallaith, Gmt2001, Puczovska, Prospit, Ateala, Pleroma Sans Romans, Beladev, Ilisseia, General COE, Kwaj, Aldion, Zokk, Kulgatha, Thorway, Montegan, ZimRobwe, Wilkshire, Shin-Hachioji, Elliotus, Soviet Terran, Blackwood Coast, The Wholly Concordant See, Inner Wilia Sch, Beodarasc, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Weehay, Zupla, Iskios, Ostrolia, Prydania, French Bananastan, Universal State Formula, Pradovnia, Wills Dominion, Marxist Luxembourg, Aroa, Nikhilesh23, Herzliyya, Misthas, Maott, TerranulliuZ, Chamocha, Acrabinnia, The Syca, FxFusion, US of Lalaland, The Austro Germanic Union, Nyvan, The Iron Lions, David Davidson, Moubarakistan, Erwo Stal, Territorio di Nessuno, North Armatas, Tredano, Wodan, New South Danmark, Destroedor, RedRunele, Victoriaans Nederlands, Phualand, Cadla, Azura Palatina, Azzarel, Nogori, Blackgear, Free Culture, Mecca-Switzerland, Pasargad, Xolot, Kyoki Chudoku, Sea Ghost, Wunderstrafanstalt, Dannyria, Mzeusia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marbamaga, Agrauron, LostLegion, Colteraak, Czechovia, Gladio II, Atheenos, Cinnibar, Itallitopia, Radicaster, Thoets, Guyomartand, Jontopiary, Ozstan, Edwerlantin, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Arimbia, Kolorland, Suraria, Albacria, Lower Nubia, United States of Medford, Gameindustrial Empire, Dejure, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Atain, Suicidistan, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Detrivania, The Oppressed, The Gamer Party, East Supple Lund, Phoronu, Snoodum, Babacar, Lordelles, Ka Ching, Ausnakulia, Diche Choklate, MinaFederal, Voznesheim, Zyvetskistaahn, Musselshell, United Government Of Corruption, Cujodega, Shibutani, Memeosan, Dylanana, Union Confederate Socialists, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, East Wushen, Dellengard, Viridiann, Neo-Philadelphia, Saugeria, THX1138, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Fishguardia, Wububbles, Northern Glory, New Trisone, McDonaldsland, Old Emporia, Sylcar, Mahsoobia, DeBailian, Flera, Misuvelia, Theonen, Bearical, Kylesburgh, Spunkland, United States of Straight Sheeple, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Empy, Tyroshh, Moose repupblic, Eggway, Sylverland, United Draconia, Chatheatinamopia, Wisconsota, Kristalmaan, Amauri, Castle Federation, Quranite, Racoda, Sakaryata, Sanjurika, The Alpha Conglomerate, Whereisthatistan, Adamanty, The Mace Kingdom, Flippica, The Bloodline of the Angels, Solidair, I am the one who knocks, Hyperbanus, Zeternia, Sundred, One hundred castles, Fizban, Abject Ludicrosity, Seelandt, Elgaland-Vargaland, Mesherica, Putinopia, Kosovolu, Novum Syndicate, Fantoa, Avemterra, Cantonalia, Oktavio, Nexia, Bidragistan, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Edomae, Alsace and Lorraine United, Dogeius, Montarc, Lorigia, Jumany, Jalyort Empire, Eraver, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Valhalla123, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Helium Kittens United, Elianzonia, Bananaaaaa, Crappolia, Rosewood-, Dattlovia, Sunaiya, Aenglaland, New Eleria, Arstungry, Nug Life, Ladtanderan, Lunallian, New Dele, Alcaryia, AGoodPlace, United North American, West Sylvania, Papika, El Fiji Grande, Octovalis, German Holy Roman Empire, Tarr-Nation, Kobagia, Bapaving, Arquan, Democritus, Novo Nitra, Velon, Kureizen, Copria, Dogity, Abrickhouse, Amestris-Britannia, Aerovea, Heltra, Heminaw, New Austra, Supercarriers, Ciri Pole, Dar es Saalam, Baalkistann, United Kingdoms of Islands, Lotion Empire, Zeno-sama, Daiz, New Pruessen, Impler, Nighthaven, Gorlan Ruins, Draegon, Kararock, McAncapland, The Discipled, Warsaw-Halicz, Cobrallstain, The Europian Peoples, Mount Timbers, Yummy Blubber, Yarecir, Run Mayst Republic, Kasazzastan, Greater Pittsburgh, Breduria, WhyNotRepublic, The Lancerian Empire, Minuda, Ibalon, Beagles Reborn, Magorostan, Nova Trieste, Phua Prat, New Bremerton, Federation Terra Australis, The Black Cathedral, Central Ryal, Islamic Cali, Gawdzendia, Mtzkekizustania, Bojacks and Jills, Jpia, We Are Number One, NationTownState, Bonoveitans, Ostrinios, CelebrityDude, The Rhein States, Plasir Grand, American Expansion, Haram Reich, Germanic Araya, Dustines, Elvero, I have Nukes, Aningem Atron, The Most Freedom Ever, Caucasusians, Transyania, Banana Pancake Country, Gintu, Australis Terra, Butcher Bridge, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Dawn Guard, Kalimora Aire, National Goats, Jasminlandia, Weanamaco, Renzic, Lionia, New Osteria, Sandro, Torakuen, Novae, The Serdey Islands, United Asgardian States, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Scatologia, Ethereal Expanse, Nationeer, Mercandia, The Reorganized Sith Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Stellaris-Crystaloga, Shyanne, Sonnigeecke, Westerosi Republics, Utopotia, Great Solordia, Nuova Belgica, Kuda1, Ninjak30, Spartoptia, Arthur Bomber Harris, Imperiousation, Niradans, Southern Peopoloistopia, Steraz, Newrun, Zastunia Free State, Partugrasku, Greater Nitrania, Orven, Riechelburg, Conantia, Jackxanlandia, Nairland, Kerianthe, Newpromisedland, Elijaia, Prevaland, Nairash, The Cascade Regions, Free Erenia, The Islands of Tonga, Nova Sagitta, Willifusland, The Empire of Bangladesh, Nyenarod, United Kahndaq, Boltang, Amerikako Estatu Konfederatuak, Northeast American Federation, ISOP, SchoolHouse Rock, Hesterin, Cool game nation, Ara Antrizuls, Timarah, Arqadia, Cisplatinaa, Katschekistan, Tungstenia, North Egipt, Californian Provinces, Lower East Upingham, Partax, Cam Zazi, Heluthsrew, Sankami, Chifrial, North Bratislava, United States of Americanas, Durr, Asgardira, Nurnen, Vincone Cae, The Conservative Seperatist States, Fartslamdump, Necerierra, Kirank, Elysium and Palaven, Maestros haven, Wanatah, Mariadne, Novingerian Islands, Shigonia, Magic Genovia, DontComeHereItSucks2, Yoyomayo, Egalico, Oshonia, Longsword01, Piptaimerfulopia, Gilakistan, Sinelona, Dercia, Dyrenell, Altivia, Changjo, Napnomadia, Zumlandia, Votak Matim, Riversedge, Szaltia, Uganda Knuckles UK, HeartLard, Lipton-Querria, Morason, The Carverlands, Pans Desta, Eternal white, New Lunai, Justanistan, The Sers, Atomic Industry Islands, Sheldony, Grobbillandia, Guer Aike, Daedric Stellar Empire, Kutriguria, Amaluska, Adkins Station, The Republic of Rosemount, Gurou, NorthGalicia, Maovale, Brosod, Mathtopia, Kanerland, Alhabar, Fun time land of Fun, Catierro, Omnistria, Zuhikaku, The Windmilluminati, Artemisiana, Western Diabetesopolis, Berdikari, Iselko, The Realm of Dorne, Dreadton, Aevoria, Skiers Union of Sugarloaf, Dunebat, Federal Baltic Republics, Konostra, Pruznia, Ibiscaton, Creorta, Rajan Pradesh, Wisconsin-Beloit, Atlantys Meridionalez, Machendel, Analomink, Igritann, REPUBLIC OF HINDRAJ, The Notorious Mad Jack, Severisen, Xagill, Australiland, South Balanest, Sheldanada, Sirbil, Coratge, Stat Artha, Nice Pulchram Quod Domum, Surikatia, New Aka UNIA Lance, Lemniscata, Blue-White Land, Defewa, Hong Kong Empire, Aurumos, Black Templares, Militarized Algerstonia, Waupun Island, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Dalvahon, The Sinclarian Provinces, The English Alliance, Seraxinbourgh, Ham Federation, The South Falls, Odrinia, Allison In Chains, IraqGreece, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zanzenland, Norster, Shinra, Fourth Republic of the Philippines, Mitrales, Fascist Democracy, INTEGRAL, Ieprus, Alexander the magnus, Leninaland, COCONUT-CITY, Picardland, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Oziia, Mac-Ratio Limited, Taboooo, Astormidia Luxenton, NovaCore, Krenkar, Barbadian Republic, Dinoium, Orado, Alunya, Nakharem, Aweland, Pearl Land, AltanUrag, Dillhole Land, Saint Alaric, The West United States, Nortopenesenia, Drusselstein, Crown Isles, Bridgett, Novaray, Mombata, Holy Pax Americana, The Mike Roctafinserland, Squirrel Hill North, Garthine, Middangeard, Illichiana, The AP Republic, Vabadus, Wagnernia, Get Away From Me, Union of Austria-Hungary, Flaw, Vathekia, Aerilia, ATempire, Puyeo, Edith, Toe Hoes, Koryohan, Pandoska, Aetulia, Macecronia, Sand Island, Emishin, Rionion, Coutdown, Kuterring, Montination, Croissants, Artemizistan, 1 very fast endotarter, and New Pacifian Territory.

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