The Guardian With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.447 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Mnas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,317 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Notyoutopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 19,340^th in the world and 744^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 304,392.06 Standard Monetary Units.