The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Empress Zabrina with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.189 billion Marcusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,492 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,950 Vinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Marcusian boardrooms is turning more gay, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 4,219^th in the world and 157^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,422.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.