The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Holy Empress Zabrina with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.967 billion Marcusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,936 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,494 Vinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, refugees from other nations are flocking to Holy Marcus Empire's border, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 268,748^th in the world and 13,766^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.