The Absolute Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Empress Zabrina of House Fritz with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.901 billion Marcusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,676 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,232 Vinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 108,742^nd in the world and 5,453^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.58 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.