The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zabrina I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.899 billion Marcusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,315 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,454 Vinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 12,538^th in the world and 279^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,499.82982483052 Days.