The Absolute Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Empress Zabrina of House Fritz with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.292 billion Marcusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,095 Vinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 215,990^th in the world and 10,008^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 8.98 Insults Per Minute.