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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rd
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Our Empire Sails Through The Night
His Majesty King Ullivieri II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Western Vapia

Population8.132 billion

LeaderHis Majesty King Ullivieri II
FaithVapian Trinitism

AnimalAlpine Grey Wolf

The Kingdom of Western Vapia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty King Ullivieri II with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.132 billion Vapians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovigia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vapian economy, worth a remarkable 3,104 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 381,761 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, a degree in His Majesty King Ullivieri II Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Vapia's national animal is the Alpine Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vapian Trinitism.

Western Vapia is ranked 217,090th in the world and 8,133rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -313.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244thMost Influential: 508thLargest Black Market: 661stHighest Average Incomes: 970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 989thRudest Citizens: 1,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,091stMost Patriotic: 1,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,295thMost Devout: 1,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,286thMost Efficient Economies: 2,288thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,738thLargest Governments: 2,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,445thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,495thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,642ndHighest Economic Output: 4,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,754thLargest Retail Industry: 7,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,672ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,048thMost Developed: 10,906thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,342ndMost Stationary: 14,841stSmartest Citizens: 15,812thMost Cultured: 17,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,625th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 341st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 400th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 459th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 653rd in the regionMost Developed: 656th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 758th in the regionMost Armed: 777th in the regionLargest Populations: 825th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 858th in the region

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