The Neo Roman Order of Western Vapia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Mussolini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.541 billion Italians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Italian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 291,720 Lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,739 per year while the poor average 57,247, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Italian Liberator", and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Western Vapia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Western Vapia is ranked 13,404^th in the world and 630^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 35.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.