| Population | 8.132 billion |
| Capital | Rovigia |
| Leader | His Majesty King Ullivieri II |
| Faith | Vapian Trinitism |
| Currency | Lira |
| Animal | Alpine Grey Wolf |
The Kingdom of Western Vapia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty King Ullivieri II with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.132 billion Vapians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovigia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Vapian economy, worth a remarkable 3,104 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 381,761 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, a degree in His Majesty King Ullivieri II Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Vapia's national animal is the Alpine Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vapian Trinitism.
Western Vapia is ranked 217,090th in the world and 8,133rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -313.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Western Vapia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Western Vapia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Western Vapia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
- : Western Vapia endorsed
The Federal Republic of Kylerium.
- : Western Vapia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Kylerium.
- : Western Vapia endorsed
The Holy Empire of Jancokk.
- : Western Vapia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jancokk.
- : Western Vapia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Western Vapia was endorsed by
The Federal Stratocracy of Arstungry.
- : Western Vapia was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Wicktopia.
World Assembly
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